Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Western Open

Is anyone else at least midly uncomfortable that the sponsor for this event is Cialis?
My recollection is that the Western Open is one of the top-tier events, and such notables like Tiger and Phil play in it... yet, J.B. Holmes is not in the field. Coincidence? I think not. Here is a guy with the same name as porn legend "Long John" Holmes, and he is skipping the Cialis event...

On the other hand, the Johnsons, Zack and Richard/Dick, are in the field.

Oh, I made a new and permanent change to the sidebar... you will note that you can track JG's progress by clicking on the "JG'S SCORECARD" link. I am also putting that link HERE. Go gettem' JG... no need to go soft at this tourney!

2 comments:

JS said...

Maybe we will see some LONG, HARD hit, DRIVES. But if it stays that way for more than 3 hours, call a doctor. A "Swing" doctor I guess?.

JS said...

This is the first tourney I ever went to see live, and the only event I ever saw my favorite golfer, Payne Stewart. It is a shame that the PGA Tour doesn't have the balls to be more selective in it's sponsors. Like we don't see enough dick hardening drugs on tv as it is now. Shit, do we even need another reference on tv to a prescription drug? Why not just call it the "Buy Eli Lilly drugs tourament - Our guys are longer and harder-to-beat when they play!"

JG, just a tip - play the hills high and if it's real humid, and I imagine it is, factor in 1/2 a club. Make the cut, but don't go crazy, I didn't pick you on my team this year and I need some others to finish ahead of you.