JG is being ruined by the nice treatment of the FPGP! It's obvious. So, I beg you to stop this while the season is still young.
I'll start with the first taunt.
Hey Gore, I got one word for you, NATIONWIDE. There, that oughta do it!
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Damn! That was cold. But I would be lying if I wasn't thinking the same thing. Only it's a shame that Axely and Couch won last year and not JG. We will be stuck watching Axe and (Tim) Couch play in 20+ events next year too. Kinda like Craig Perks.
Yowzas!
I can't jump on this one... I already let the guy beat me for the sake of his confidence and that's about all I can do.
Come on JG! Shake it off, and git er done! If Craig "gee this Tour is really cool and has a lot of" Perks can win a Players, so can you! Think of the money... the fame... the 10 year exemption... the fact that you would lock me into winning the FPGP...
Maybe it's time for something new and radical... yes... put New Tex on the bag at The Colonial. My loop comes with a 100% success guarantee*... I can read putts... I can club ya... all I have to do is think what I'd hit, and go down half a club! We can do this!!!
ok, I shouldn't drink this much at dinner...
* not binding.
G F Y!!! There you go! Does that pump you up!
There, that ought to do it!
Looks like we woke the sleeping giant!
I'm emptying the FPGP coffers and putting it all on JG to win the Players next week!
you are GD right! I am in no mood to deal with you wankers!
(Thanks NT!)
I can tell you where you can put your Nationwide Tour comments!
Sweet Holy Crap! He's a lock! I am cashing out the 401k too!
This is the kind of fire we (now that you are in my stable... no pun intended) need JG! Think of how pissed off I could get you if I were on your bag!
You: "give me the 7 iron."
Me: "Shit... it's a knockdown 8 for me."
That would get the old blood pumping! No more Mr. Nice Guy! Kill! Kill! Kill!
(i need to go take my medicine)
Wow..nothing like a low blow to make your day.
Stevie V. means no harm... just being stupid...
Try to get some rest for that back JG... then kick some serious ass next week. I for one know you have the game... just gotta put it all together for 72 holes. Do it!
Steve V., How can you trash talk one of the best trades in the FPGP this year. You must have JG confused with Brad Faxon. Good trade there. Guy gets lime disease and was traded for at about the same time.
Nationwide isn't a reality. JG, when healthy, may just be one of the best guys off the tee and hits his irons pure. (JG, I'm not kissing up, that is true). As New Tex said, get healthy and go low.
Holy shit, what have I done? I didn't mean to be hurtful, seriously. The timing of my post surely didn't help much either --- I'm very sorry.
P.S. For what it's worth, my wife read my post and thinks I'm a asswipe too!
That's an asswipe!
Clearly, you married above your pay grade.
Don't worry Stevie... JG is going to shut you up with a big week at the Players... a warm up for an even bigger week at the Colonial. You can't tell me that the big guy wouldn't look great in plaid!
The good news is that Jack's tournament has been thrown into the mix in the coming weeks, too.
JG received a fantastic sponsor's exemption into the Memorial yesterday. Happy days ahead.
:)
Stevie, we realize that you didn't mean it to be hurtful, so we're good.
A rousing night of beer and pinot with our great friends from Charlotte last night has left us, if not slightly groggy, looking forward to the PLAYERS this week.
But the teacher in me appreciates your revision of the asswipe comment. Carry on.
Thank you!
Best of luck in The Players ---
But... You can still GFY!! :)
Attaboy JG!!! Keep that fire in your belly!
NT, I'll be taking JG again this week in our FEDEX point side action. I can feel his determination all the way down here in Charleston. I just hope the pinot and beer mix is just what the doctor ordered for the ailing back. If that's the case, I think we should join together and order JG a membership to beer-of-the-month club.
Great news about the Memorial too.
Well, in the past few days, I've been told to go f --- k myself by 3 different people of varying ages and cultural backgrounds. A female friend last night, JG (twice!), and some Asian guy on the road who objected to my indicating his IQ a la Mike Ditka.
This type of "talent" is hard to come by. Anyway, try as I might, I've been unable to accomplish the act.
you know that I am just playing. I "GFY" because I love! XOXOXOX
Stevie, you are a talented man...
JG... no nice guy! Fire in belly! Kill! Kill! Kill!!
None of that West Coast Liberal, big teddy bear GFY talk here! Don't soften up on him now. Just make the ball hunt and tell guys like Steve V to "GFY".
I see JG wearing a GFY hat this week!!!
It could be magic!!
GFY hat and shirt in Pepperdine blue.
JG, you should put GFY on the side of your shoes. If asked, tell them it for the non-believers.
I'm in late on this thread but shit, there was never a more appropriate GFY spoken-written!
what a (f...in) asswipe! notice an absence of an. donna been calling ya that for years though stevie, nothing new there! u r making us pensacolians look pretty bad...you need to treat jg and mg to some of the best in your wine stockpile someday.
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