Well hopefully JG will agree with me that this is a rediculous tournament. Kill it off the tee, fire at the pins. Make sure every putt hits the back of the cup. This is PGA Tour golf? This is a tournament for ex-football players and talk show hosts.
Jinx, no jinx yester day when he didn't have a great score. I don't know what happened to him, but 4 birds in a row isn't a bad thing. I hope he had fun, because to me this tournament is a waste of time.
Well, hell!! I can't figure that joint out! I hit it over every friggin green! Then I would try to take one less club, and then hit the damn thing short! Oh well, maybe a start of some new FPGP mojo next week! It seems like the low ball hitters do very well here! The higher the ball goes, the harder it is to hit it the right distance. Almost killed the caddie today! Probably should have! BTW... What was removed by the author???
Deleted comment was me. I must have been drunk when I wrote a totally in complete sentence. So I just copy and pasted it to make a new comment, fixed and deleted the f'd up comment.
JG, you mention the low ball hitters doing well, maybe it's the thin air (high alt). Ball stays up longer. Don't worry, we'll work up a new batch MOJO.
JG... yeah, your scorecard looked like mine... very inconsistent. Of course my inconsistencies range from lots of bogeys and triples, not birides and bogeys... haha. When Jeff posted that first part of your card, I thought "wow... four birdies in a row... I did that ONCE in my entire life."
Do you have the same guy on your bag every week? Dump his ass next year before the Nelson... I'll do the loop for ya... :-) After we win there, you can put me on the bag at The Colonial. Nothing gets the FPGP mojo working like an official FPGP Caddy.
I think that was Jeff who removed a repeated comment... I saw two copies of his comment in my email inbox.
Shades, can you imagine if Tiger Philp was JG's caddy?
"ok partner... here we go... look like 143 to the front, 52 to the pin, and 49 to carry the bunker on the right... i'd hit take a little off a 4-wood and cut it right in there... wait, scratch that... you better really stand on the 4-wood."
Oh shit, so were you doing that golf pose where you hang on to your follow through, watching the ball sail towards the flag... only to watch it fly long?
Listen JG... I practically have an M.S. in Stats (it was my minor on my way to the Ph.D.)... if your caddy can't add... I am your boy. Besides, with me on the bag, the media would probably focus on "Jason Gore's portly caddy..."
hahaha... listen to tiger/excalibur... he'd probably have an easier time carrying a tour bag than his overstuffed sack of clubs... lets see, how much does a bag, 18 clubs, 16 beers and a bag of ice actually weigh?
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Congrats on putting up a jinx post.
Too bad its not a 36 hole event! $10 he doesnt finish in the top 10?!!?!?!?!?!
Well hopefully JG will agree with me that this is a rediculous tournament. Kill it off the tee, fire at the pins. Make sure every putt hits the back of the cup. This is PGA Tour golf? This is a tournament for ex-football players and talk show hosts.
Jinx, no jinx yester day when he didn't have a great score. I don't know what happened to him, but 4 birds in a row isn't a bad thing. I hope he had fun, because to me this tournament is a waste of time.
I agree... i always hated this stupid tourney.
Well, hell!! I can't figure that joint out! I hit it over every friggin green! Then I would try to take one less club, and then hit the damn thing short! Oh well, maybe a start of some new FPGP mojo next week! It seems like the low ball hitters do very well here! The higher the ball goes, the harder it is to hit it the right distance. Almost killed the caddie today! Probably should have! BTW... What was removed by the author???
Deleted comment was me. I must have been drunk when I wrote a totally in complete sentence. So I just copy and pasted it to make a new comment, fixed and deleted the f'd up comment.
JG, you mention the low ball hitters doing well, maybe it's the thin air (high alt). Ball stays up longer. Don't worry, we'll work up a new batch MOJO.
You should have FPGPer of the week carry the bag for you. On the spot, FPGP MOJO.
JG... yeah, your scorecard looked like mine... very inconsistent. Of course my inconsistencies range from lots of bogeys and triples, not birides and bogeys... haha. When Jeff posted that first part of your card, I thought "wow... four birdies in a row... I did that ONCE in my entire life."
Do you have the same guy on your bag every week? Dump his ass next year before the Nelson... I'll do the loop for ya... :-) After we win there, you can put me on the bag at The Colonial. Nothing gets the FPGP mojo working like an official FPGP Caddy.
I think that was Jeff who removed a repeated comment... I saw two copies of his comment in my email inbox.
Jeff, you were drunk at 326 p.m. on a Friday?
Ladies and Gentlemen... FATHER OF THE YEAR!!!
Shades, can you imagine if Tiger Philp was JG's caddy?
"ok partner... here we go... look like 143 to the front, 52 to the pin, and 49 to carry the bunker on the right... i'd hit take a little off a 4-wood and cut it right in there... wait, scratch that... you better really stand on the 4-wood."
Oh shit, so were you doing that golf pose where you hang on to your follow through, watching the ball sail towards the flag... only to watch it fly long?
Listen JG... I practically have an M.S. in Stats (it was my minor on my way to the Ph.D.)... if your caddy can't add... I am your boy. Besides, with me on the bag, the media would probably focus on "Jason Gore's portly caddy..."
:-)
hahaha... listen to tiger/excalibur... he'd probably have an easier time carrying a tour bag than his overstuffed sack of clubs... lets see, how much does a bag, 18 clubs, 16 beers and a bag of ice actually weigh?
Excal, if you refer literally to my big ass, then i agree... if you mean carrying my ass in terms of play... well, now you've crossed the line!
If the former, well... good observation.
If the latter, let's roll that hundo fitty that you owe me on the golf courses of vegas. :-)
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