Monday, February 06, 2006

UPDATE 2/5/06

10 comments:

bocabandit said...

Jason "Buttertits" Watch - Plus 50 in 14 rounds. 70K for showing up in Hawaii to shoot an average round of 80. Not hard to imagine hearing a huge thud in the near future.

One would think that the fat bastard would take a week off to work on his game, but I guess the free player's buffet at Pebble Beach is too irresistible.

New Texan said...

Actually Bandit, I expect good things from him this weekend. Consider that it is normally cold/rainy conditions at Pebble. Now also consider that he is insulated by 300 pounds of blubber. I think this is his week (to shoot 71 72 74 73, which would be a drastic improvement).

You had a nice week w/ JJ Henry, but Allenby's appearance on the board hurt a bit. As for me, I am considering a Commish Mulligan Rule, whereby I get to repick all my guys again. Clearly I need multiple trades.

JS said...

I second the mulligan rule.

New Texan said...

I bet you do shades... at this pace there is a great proposition bet in the making... what will be the higher score... shades point total, or ButterTits Gore's cumulative score in relation to par.

SteveV said...

Gee, that's mighty big talk for someone who just got into the positive column (another case of hubris!). Gore will be fine and will likely do better than da Bandit's malinformed choice of Ian Leggatt --- Steve V.

New Texan said...

Stevie V.... just a question, and I don't mean to sound judgmental... but... did you make a bet with someone in which you said you could use the word "hubris" at least once a day? It seems like your favorite word... just curious...

:-)

Or, is the wanton hubris found in this pool just so intense, that you can't help yourself?

:-)

New Texan said...

Nice! I don't remember that part of the movie, but next time it is on, I am going to be watching for it.

SteveV said...

Actually, it's an inside joke with da Bandit. He liked the use of the phrase "wanton hubris' used by Tommy Lee Jones in the movie The Fugitive. So, it's my little way of reminding him of this ---

bocabandit said...

Tommie Lee uses it in The Client, a role that any homeboy from NOLA should know.

We may be quite possibly witnessing the worst showing by any non-injured player since I've been in the FPGP.

You've got to feel bad for those amateurs paired with Gore this week. They'll have to focus on competing with ButterTits for the free food and drink.

JS said...

It would be funny if one of the Am's beat Gore.