Monday, January 23, 2006

Gore illa


Jimmy Walker, Danny Ellis, PLAYOFFS!, who cares abouut these guys? Loveable Jason "big fat tub of goo" Gore is in the field; that's where the interest should be. Will he break par, play the weekend, eat one of the car prizes? I say the Buick is in the greatest peril.

1 comment:

New Texan said...

Gore might be ok in a field in San Diego... let's face it... San Diego folks are not exactly his crowd, so he may be able to concentrate and put two rounds together in the low 70s and squeak in under the cut line... about the only time I will ever refer to his fat as "squeaking in under" anything.

My big fear if I had Jason "Dont Call Me Al" Gore would be when the Tour gets up to Chicago in the summer. The combination of all you can eat brats coupled with free Old Styles and the Chicago heat will surely cripple him.