Skip "Don't Call Me Jason" Kendall who opened the FPGP in the 202 spot is at -6 thu day 1 at the Buick. A top 5 finish would be huge for the defending champ's brother... You can track his progress through the tourney by clicking here.
meanwhile, Butter Tits Gore looks like he is going to miss the cut... currently one shot to the bad side of the line and no more holes to play... he needs a lot of people to play like him on the back nine and move the cut line down a stroke.
Very good point. Butter Tits may indeed be in training to beat that little Japanese guy (Kobyyashi?) who always wins the annual hotdog eating contest on Coney Island. Also he may have seen that Phil is giving him a good run for biggest boobs on tour. If the Pepperdine Psych major loses that honor, his mojo may disappear.
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ahhh... the jinx worked!
meanwhile, Butter Tits Gore looks like he is going to miss the cut... currently one shot to the bad side of the line and no more holes to play... he needs a lot of people to play like him on the back nine and move the cut line down a stroke.
That fat tub of shit managed to not birdie any of the par 5's today; what a joke.
True, but I do believe he was able to eat one hot dog per hole... so that is something, right?
Very good point. Butter Tits may indeed be in training to beat that little Japanese guy (Kobyyashi?) who always wins the annual hotdog eating contest on Coney Island. Also he may have seen that Phil is giving him a good run for biggest boobs on tour. If the Pepperdine Psych major loses that honor, his mojo may disappear.
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