Witness the recent cage match with your favorite FPGP Libertarian Steve "Mr. 38" Vodanovitch going up against Escambia's finest. On this sunny day our fellow FPGPer racked up his 38th ticket...no there were no balloons, no confetti, and no $1000 shopping spree. Our lectern-jockey, at the tip of the taser, issued no sarcasm and opted not to reach into his overflowing cornucopia of expletives, not even a muted "don't tase me bro" flowed from his cajun cakehole. No worries my friend, that traffic point system is as meaningless as those pesky speed limits, registration stickers, and that cumbersome seatbelt. Pishaw, pishaw, a bench warrant is no reason to give up your Nathan Hale attitide, to sacrifice your pride..that should be reserved for when you start begging students or da Rodent for rides.
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Maybe Brad Faxon can be Voodoo's driver? He's not doing anything for a few months.
I have no idea what inspired this post, but I love it.
Doing 67 in a 45 ----- $190
Driving with expired tags ------ $160
Driving without seatbelt ------- $125
Rear tail light broken --------- $30
Earning lifetime speeding ticket # 38 -------astounding
Seeing voodoo pulled over on the road by a trooper on my way to work:
PRICELESS
da Rodent was the eyewitness to the crime scene
38!!!! He is a menace!!! How does Vodo still have a license to drive???????
If this FPGP golf outing happens, I am NOT getting in a golf cart with him!
I'm a victim of circumstance, a marked man --- a stigmata on wheels as it were. But, if not for me, the roads in many, many states would be in greater disrepair than they are now. I need to win this pool just to cover my recent donations to the Florida Highway Dept.
If true and you have paid 38 tickets in full, they should at least name an on-ramp after you. After all, you paid for it.
Now what's the next excuse going to be. Some sort of "profiling"? Do you have the look of a guy that is prone to "speeding" or just a guy who looks like they need a ticket.
I WOULD LIKE TO REITERATE WHAT TALON SAID ABOVE, AS I WAS THE SOLE WITNESS BUSTIN A RIB LAUGHING:
Doing 67 in a 45 ----- $190
Driving with expired tags ------ $160
Driving without seatbelt ------- $125
Rear tail light broken --------- $30
Earning lifetime speeding ticket # 38 -------astounding
Seeing voodoo pulled over on the road by a trooper on my way to work, then calling him on the cell to let him know it looked like he'd be missing work that morning...
PRICELESS
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