Friday, February 08, 2008

A Sign Your FPGP Pick Sucks

Omar Uresti - 2nd Round at Pebble Beach on Friday
Play by Play for the Par 5, 543 yards 18th Hole

Shot 1: 256 yds to left fairway, 273 yds to hole
Shot 2: 212 yds to left fairway, 69 yds to hole
Shot 3: 55 yds to green, 42 ft to hole <---- 42 feet to the hole from 55 yards?????

Yo! Omar. Practice your short game!

16 comments:

New Texan said...

Another sign... you have David "C Player at the Local Scramble" Duval on your team.

I can't believe I picked a guy with vertigo.

bocabandit said...

I can't believe I finally fell for the Duval Kool-Aid this year. I feel like I have goddamn vertigo just following his stats and scores!

If, and when, there's an FPGP golf game in the fall, we should give Omar and DD special invitations.

New Texan said...

We'd have a better chance getting Tiger to show up. Omar and Duval will be trying to climb into the top 125 this fall, and will probably be playing every event they can.

22mg03 said...

Errr... I tried to tell you.

jg59 said...

Actually... he only hit it 55 yards... he had 69 to the hole. It's hard to hit 5 iron from 69 yards when you are a midget!

jg59 said...

Actually... he only hit it 55 yards... he had 69 to the hole. It's hard to hit 5 iron from 69 yards when you are a midget!

New Texan said...

Yeah, the lil' bastard probably should have busted a 4-iron from 69 yards.

A quick search of the internets shows that Omar... aka "The O-man" has his own website.

http://www.omaruresti.com/home.htm

Uh... yikes. This is almost as funny as "Tour Star" Danny Ellis' appearance on the interwebs.

bocabandit said...

Da Rodent actually won a skin once from Voodoo and me by hitting a deft 69 yard 4 iron for his third shot to a 400 yard par 4. It takes a unique talent.

New Texan said...

I don't believe that for a second... there's no way Robbo ever won a skin!

bocabandit said...

I went into a catatonic state over what I had just witnessed and totally butchered a short iron on my second shot. Even Voodoo's cart driving couldn't snap me out of it. Stevie V., too, was probably mesmerized from having just seen the impossible.

JS said...

Who will be the weaker pick? Omar or Duval?

22mg03 said...

Starts with an O, ends with a mar. No contest.

22mg03 said...

Can't play golf and can't dress either. Tragic.

bocabandit said...

How about that fierce head-to-head match between DD and The Goose!!! A potential President's Cup classic in the making. All even after 9 in match play as I write. Must be some Unbelievable shotmaking going on out there.

New Texan said...

Apparently Duval couldn't handle the pressure of the match... he WDed.

JS said...

Duval might not make a cut all year. He tried to pull hook his hybrid off the 10 tee (his 1st hole) and then pulled the next wedge left of the green. Then a weak chip to the fringe and 2 putts. SOLID!