Tuesday, October 03, 2006

Standings!!!

The performance of Fraser is quite remarkable. Let's take up a collection for the poor f -- -er and buy him some darts and a board next year! Put me down for 10 bucks; let's get him a decent set

Or, we could reward the last place finisher next year (an idea of New Texan). Let's face it, getting -136 points is nothing short of miraculous. This kind of talent is rare and deserving of some recognition!!! Who the hell is Fraser anyway? He must be a hell of a guy just to keep playing in this thing ---

9 comments:

SteveV said...

Update --- If you combined the scores of Talonflier, Stan, & Fraser, they'd barely make 5th place, just ahead of da Rodent and Philp. But, Vic is new to this pool which goes to show you that being able to paly the game means zippo in the FPGP (excluding Stevie T). Evidence: past winners include Robbo (who lost to previous FPGP champ Philp this year, nuff said), me, and da Bandit (who's game has recently been slipping in and out of consciousness -- Dewers on the rocks is no longer helping his game! You gotta feel for the guy.

New Texan said...

You can toss this in also... Stan was a pro for a while. He was an assistant coach at Maryland while Funk was there... he currently plays on some little "tour" here in north texas, and has won 3 or 4 times this year... He brought in another trophy last week, and I told him we'd need to knock out a wall in his office to expand it for a trophy room.

I think if we have enough guys next year, the "duffer award" will definitely be in effect... keeps it interesting for more people...

My "game" is non-existent... I barely play, unless I see Shades... this explains how I can hit it 320 off the tee, then miss the green with a sandwedge, duff a chip and three putt for double bogey... almost on command.

New Texan said...

In fairness to Stan's picks... his Paul Casey pick is KILLING him... little did Stan know that Casey would apply his earnings to the Eurpopean Tour... d'oh!

SteveV said...

Another example of attacking the messenger. Besides, Vicco is 32 (not 22) points behind da Rodent. I figured this out with my 8 1/2 inch pencil (2 inches wide) and is was simple subtraction; no need for a fancy analysis.

New Texan said...

Gentlemen, gentlemen... don't worry... I am the only one who is tabulating any scores.

Now excuse me as I head back to the spreadsheet and apply the "Mahan Multiplier" to my total.

SteveV said...

You have to give it to Talonflier, he's a quick study!

bocabandit said...

The intriguing thing about Vodo's post is whether he was ending the night or beginning the day. My bet is that he needed a break from working on his patented pseudoreplications before turning in, started sipping some red wine that a Wine Spectator fop told him was "The Smart Buy," and either put down or picked up his trusty two inch pencil.

New Texan said...

Ok, I'll bite... what is this "2 inch pencil" reference?

SteveV said...

Jealousy, pure and simple!