Sunday, May 28, 2006

I DONE PICKED THE WRONG FAT MAN!


Double stuffed oreo damn! Buttertits on the fritz and Tim "Lumpy" Herron goes off like he's at a Barnhill's buffet. Here's a hefty we can love; He reminds me of a manatee. This boy has been big since he got his first pair of husky toughskins at Sears. I'm looking for some motivating storyline, this St. Jude's Memphis tournament is less exciting than a WNBA exhibition. I am throwing my full support behind the big behind of the lumpster, any bandwagoners want to jump on before the axles brake?

5 comments:

New Texan said...

I never paid attention to the board after Friday... when the only guy on your squad to make the cut is your short guy (Funk), it makes for a less exciting weekend.

New Texan said...

oh, "New Texan" is my new blogger ID... (Stevie T)

JS said...

New Texan immigrated from New York City. We should send the National Guard to protect the Northern Boarder.

New Texan said...

Stan the Man told me that he believes a wall should be built... but on the Red River to keep yankees like me out of his beloved Texas.

Jeff Maggert? I didn't even know he was still on Tour.

I'll try to get a "last chance for a trade" update done tomorrow folks.

New Texan said...

by the way, the "husky toughskins at sears" is a classic comment.