Monday, May 01, 2006

Trade Deadline Approaches

The deadline for a trade is 5/30, and since that is fast approaching, I thought I would re-paste the trade rules for you wankers.
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One trade is allowed and it'll cost you a grand total of $20!! If you make a trade, the points that your new player earns will be counted from that point forward, and the points from your original player will be eliminated whether they are positive or negative. Trade details:

· The trade must be for one of your 7 "going-up" picks!!! That is, you cannot trade your short pick.

· Your trade needs to be made on or before (anytime before) May 30th, 2006. A trade occurs WHEN DA NEW COMMISH RECEIVES YOUR EMAIL. In other words, if one of your wankers emails me on June 1 to tell me you want to dump one of your losers, you will be told “tough shit.” Further, you have 1 week to send your $20 payment for the trade. If the envelope is post-marked after 1 week, the trade will be null and void. There will be NO discussion on this.

· The person you trade for must be ranked lower than the guy you traded. For example, if you want to trade Joe Durant and, he was ranked at #73 at the end of the 2005 season, the trade must be for someone was ranked #74 or lower (worse) at the end of the 2005 season.
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