I am sitting in my office, reading the Dallas Morning News while taking lunch... not surprisingly, there is a section on the Colonial, and of course, they have to handicap the field. Staff Writer Bill Nichols has his "projected finish", that player's finish at the Colonial over the last 3 years, and a comment. Here are a couple beauts:
4. Mike Weir, 2003- DNP, 2004- t-61, 2005- Cut
The comment?
"Course suits his game."
Uh, really? Then how come he has not cracked the top SIXTY in the last 3 years?
10. Ryan Palmer, 2003- DNP, 2004- Cut, 2005, t-69
The comment?
"Membership has its privaleges."
What the hell does that mean? I guess Ryan plays out of Colonial Country Club... but his "success" the last few years suggests that he can't win the B-flight Club Championship there.
In their list of players to "watch out for" they list:
Rich Beem
David Duval
Jason Gore
David Frost
Todd Hamilton
Hunter Mahan
Duffy Waldorf
to name a few... what is the over/under for the number of these players that will need to be "watched out for?" 1? 2? I'll lay the line like this... the over/under is 2 for "the number of these guys who will finish in the top 15."
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Only a fool or an 'idiot savant' (a fool with great luck)could possibly take the over on that line.
yeah, the more i think about it, it shold be 1.
Buttertits must just LUV that chicken fried steak down there in the Metroplex. Or maybe he imported a daily supply of some Spudnuts from Lubbock.
well, Buttertits played in the morning, which means he'll have a late tee time tomorrow... he'll melt. Over under for his round tomorrow... 72.
Todd Hamilton finished at +7. Wow, I'm sure glad I got rid of this hack! Steve V.
Anyone want to take the under for the Buttertits/72 line?
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