Saturday, May 20, 2006

Fat Man Hurt


From the Colonial: Jason Gore, who played with Pampling, withdrew because of a right elbow injury at No. 3. After his drive, he released the club which almost hit a television camera behind him and grabbed his arm. He put ice on it and tried to take one more shot before leaving the course.

Probably a repetitive motion injury from lifiting one-too-many of these.

4 comments:

bocabandit said...

Quite an elaborate ruse to be first in line at Luby's Cafeteria all-you-can-eat buffet. Then again, "The Coldcut" was a Psych major. It truly is a testament to the advances in biomedical technology that they could provide such a quick diagnosis. Only 10 years ago, doctors would still be cutting through the blubber to locate the elbow. FatAss already withdrew from next week's tournament; he'll be there for the Memphis-style ribs however.

SteveV said...

If a 3rd round cut existed, Stephen Ames would likely miss it; he's +7 after 10 holes (remarkable!). This performance may rival his match play debacle to Tiger. He was a shot off the lead when the day started!!!

New Texan said...

no way tubs plays this summer... he may reappear for the cooler fall months, but i can't see him missing a bbq for golf.

New Texan said...

Really? A "tour star" like Buttertits would love to play me in August? I guess I can do it any weekend... I know he'll be available... he rarely plays on Saturday or Sunday.