Addendum

It's official, Melanie (da Rodent's wife) has let him out to play in the Monkey Hill Classic in New Orleans ---

Da Rodent Prepares for the Monkey Hill Golf Classic (this Friday) --- from da Bandit

Penultimate UPDATE

Ok, Ok... this is a golf blog, not a "go suck on this MFY fans" blog... so let's get back to business. With one week to go, here are our standings.

679 ..... Steve T. / Tex
489 ..... Da Bandit
415 ..... Excal
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
380 ..... Vic/Talon
334 ..... Johnny V.
325 ..... Timmy D. / Bimma
261 ..... Stan the Man
254 ..... Stevie V.
133 ..... Jeff / Shades
71 ..... Murph/MG
57 ..... Krust
-18 ..... Robbo/Buzz
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-107 ..... Tev

The fat lady is warming up boys... it would take an epic miracle for anyone to catch me at the top. I think the same applies for Tev in the Duffer position. 2nd and 3rd place still have some sweatin' to do though.

UPDATE

SOX WIN
SOX WIN
SOX WIN

SUCK ON THAT ONE ROBBO! AND DON'T BE TOO PREDICTABLE AND TALK ABOUT 26 CHAMPIONSHIPS!!! JUST TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!!!

UPDATE 10/22/07

No changes from last week... The top 3 remain the same, the Red Sox are still playing, and the Yankees suck. Pretty much business as usual. Here are the numbahs:

680 ..... Steve T. / Tex
496 ..... Da Bandit
419 ..... Excal
393 ..... Vic/Talon
334 ..... Timmy D. / Bimma
333 ..... Johnny V.
272 ..... Stan the Man
268 ..... Stevie V.
133 ..... Jeff / Shades
78 ..... Murph/MG
-5 ..... Krust
-10 ..... Robbo/Buzz
-96 ..... Tev

And yes, I can confirm that Robbo's contribution has been earmarked for Da Bandit, assuming he stays in money position.

UPDATE 10/15/07

No changes in the ordinal rankings this week...

671 ..... Steve T. / Tex
509 ..... Da Bandit
414 ..... Excal
382 ..... Vic/Talon
335 ..... Johnny V.
306 ..... Timmy D. / Bimma
282 ..... Stan the Man
273 ..... Stevie V.
130 ..... Jeff / Shades
60 ..... Murph/MG
10 ..... Krust
-5 ..... Robbo/Buzz
-87 ..... Tev

A big old FPGP congratulations to JG this week... with his Top 10 finish in Vegas, the big guy is over the $1 million mark for the first time in his career. He made more than a million combined between the Nationwide and PGA Tour back in 05, but this is the first time he's cracked a cool million on the PGA Tour alone. Well done JG!

Who said the following?

When asked about PGA Tour players using steroids: We call penalties on ourselves. Why would we cheat with something like that? If you want to hit it farther, eat some of the buffets I do.



ANSWER

UPDATE

THE YANKEES SUCK!!!!

Another one-and-done series for the Stanks... well done fellas. By the way, is there some kind of record for most consecutive seasons ending your season with a loss at home in the playoffs? I can't remember how it went down in 2005, but they did choke it up at home this year, last year, 2004 and 2003... I can't remember if the Angels closed them out in Anaheim...

Good times.

Look at the bright side... ARod finally got an RBI! The Yanks are still 6-0 against the Indians in the regular season! Hey, the Yankees almost caught the Red Sox! Yankees fans were able to see Roger Clemens end his storied and dignified career on their home field! This doesn't take anything away from those other 26 Championships you are so proud of!

On the downside, I fear that Rob's kids may grow up in a world where the Yankees never win a championship.

Robbo and Vic... as a sign of friendship and mutual respect, I cordially invite you to join the rest of us in Red Sox Nation. You'll like it... because, well... our team is still playing. Don't be haters! Jump on board the bandwagon, baby!

Oh and Vic... since you felt the need to bring out the "Death Star" earlier in the season... here's a little video tribute for the end of the Yanks' season. Enjoy!

UPDATE 10/7/07... THE JUSTIN LEONORD EFFECT

Fellow FPGERs... at long last, an update. And there are significant changes over our last one, all due to Texas' own 'Lil Grinder, Mr. Justin Leonord. The little bastard has skyrocketed me past Bandit, put Excal into 3rd place, and also buried Tev in the Duffer Position. Amazing stuff. Here are the numbers:

659 .... Steve T. / Tex
514 .... Da Bandit
414 .... Excal
390 .... Vic/Talon
307 .... Johnny V.
286 .... Timmy D. / Bimma
282 .... Stan the Man
268 .... Stevie V.
129 .... Jeff / Shades
49 .... Murph/MG
12 .... Krust
3 .... Robbo/Buzz
-90 .... Tev

Now that we have a good battle for a money position (3rd place), I'll try to post each week...