Monday, March 20, 2006

Loren


I see that Loren Roberts is in the field at Sawgrass. This is great news!!! It's another chance for him to screw da Bandit (his short pick, again) like he did in last year's final tour event, the Southern Fram Bureau Classic where he finished 2nd! Watch out Bandit, Loren has an affinity for towns like Jackson --- ville.

5 comments:

bocabandit said...

He won't make the cut, and will realize that it's pointless to compete with guys who hit the ball 50 yards or more further than him, when he can just show up on the Champions Tour and make megabucks.

You're already fretting about your hapless team. I don't blame you. They have the air of a Golf Channel Infomercial.

SteveV said...

Mighty big words for a guy who has to rely on the likes of Alex Cejka and Ian Leggett! How 'bout putting 10 bucks against Loren; I saw he makes the cut at the Players.

Steve "gambling fool" V.

bocabandit said...

Bet Robbo; I have more important investments on the line this weekend than a silly-ass prop bet like that.

SteveV said...

Let me guest, UCLA and UConn. As for me, I like Memphis! As it turns out, da Rodent is coming over in a few minutes, so I'll try to see if he'll go for the Loren wager.

SteveV said...

Da Bandit was right. Roberts missed the cut at the Players (he coulda made a quick 10 bucks each from me and da Rodent). Apparently, not enough young boys in town for Loren to "play" with.