Big Jason Gore birdied the final three holes for a 66. Afteward, he stressed the importance of a strong finish. "It always makes lunch taste better," he said "Not that I have a problem with that."
I am telling you, the fat man can't handle the summer heat... he is going to be toast(ed) in afternoon rounds. Not to mention, he doesn't want to miss the early bird special at the local buffets, so there is no way he is completing any rounds after 4:30.
The fat tub of shit just withdrew! He was -1 overall (+3 for the day) with a decent chance to make the cut. Maybe a case of heat stroke (as you suggested) or hunger pains.
Gore was on the verge of a bogey barrage to miss the cut, famished, and sweltering like a pig so "the coldcut" withdrew. Where's the news in that?
And if he's sidelined for the year, boo f------g hoo. Good for him! Buttertits will gain immortality and be forever remembered in the storied annals of the FPGP.
Apparently starts aren't his strong suit. The "cold cut" is 2 over after his 1st two holes (one a par 5). Probably miss the cut again.
ReplyDeleteYou only need to know two things:
ReplyDelete1. Courses almost always play harder in the afternoon... more wind, and the greens are chewed up.
2. Gore is a big fat turd, who is probably melting in our 95 degree day.
I think he'll make the cut, but it is looking like a 73-75 kind of day.
and just think... if you took Duval instead of Jason Gore, you'd be running away with the FPGP.
ReplyDeleteTHE FAT FUCK TOOK A WD!!!!
ReplyDeleteI am telling you, the fat man can't handle the summer heat... he is going to be toast(ed) in afternoon rounds. Not to mention, he doesn't want to miss the early bird special at the local buffets, so there is no way he is completing any rounds after 4:30.
The fat tub of shit just withdrew! He was -1 overall (+3 for the day) with a decent chance to make the cut. Maybe a case of heat stroke (as you suggested) or hunger pains.
ReplyDeleteWow, your entry beat mine by a solid minute! He sucks ---
ReplyDeleteThat is funny... it will be something if he actually hurt himself and cant play, and you are stuck with his sinking ship all summer...
ReplyDeleteGore was on the verge of a bogey barrage to miss the cut, famished, and sweltering like a pig so "the coldcut" withdrew. Where's the news in that?
ReplyDeleteAnd if he's sidelined for the year, boo f------g hoo. Good for him! Buttertits will gain immortality and be forever remembered in the storied annals of the FPGP.